{"id":11181,"date":"2006-08-08T17:27:46","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T17:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnackdev\/2006\/08\/my-new-clip-art-technique-is-unstoppable.html"},"modified":"2006-08-08T17:27:46","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T17:27:46","slug":"my_new_clip_art_technique_is_unstoppable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/08\/my_new_clip_art_technique_is_unstoppable\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Clip Art Technique Is Unstoppable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnack\/2006\/02\/flickr_photoshop_hdr.html\">HDR<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnack\/2006\/06\/bumpin_3d_desktop.html\">3D<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnack\/2005\/11\/plenoptic_cameras.html\">plenoptic cameras<\/a>&#8230; who needs all that high-fi chaos when there&#8217;s the simplicity of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/oliverlaric.com\/787cliparts.htm\">le cinema de clip art<\/a><\/i>? [<a href=\"http:\/\/drawn.ca\/2006\/07\/28\/go-clipart-go\/\" \/>Via<\/a>]  Of course, I still think it&#8217;s got nothing on the (incredibly) profane genius of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnftiu.cc\/mnftiu.cc\/fighting.html\">My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable<\/a><sup>*<\/sup> (speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnftiu.cc\/mnftiu.cc\/fanart2.html\">giant pixels<\/a>&#8230;).<br \/>\nSee?  Clip art is your pal!  Now, fire up some fatty drop shadows &amp; bevels, and get busy mixing 384 typefaces per page; you&#8217;ll be a pro in no time!  Related: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/38651\">Woman Has Perfect Clip Art For Party Invitation<\/a>.<br \/>\n<i><sup>*<\/sup> [Note: Chock full of bad words.  Really.  Just in case that&#8217;s not your bag.]<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HDR, 3D, plenoptic cameras&#8230; who needs all that high-fi chaos when there&#8217;s the simplicity of le cinema de clip art? [Via] Of course, I still think it&#8217;s got nothing on the (incredibly) profane genius of My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable* (speaking of giant pixels&#8230;). See? Clip art is your pal! Now, fire up some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11181"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}