{"id":11978,"date":"2020-04-28T07:49:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/?p=11978"},"modified":"2020-05-05T10:00:34","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T17:00:34","slug":"yes-you-can-buy-a-lego-joe-exotic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/28\/yes-you-can-buy-a-lego-joe-exotic\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, you can buy a Lego Joe Exotic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Not the hero you want, need, or deserve. But <a href=\"https:\/\/citizenbrick.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\/products\/tiger-enthusiast\">here we are<\/a>.\u2060&#8221; &#x1f42f;&#x1f60c;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/King-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11979\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/King-1024x764.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/King-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/King-768x573.jpg 768w, http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/King.jpg 1190w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Are you a gun-wielding former presidential candidate tiger dealership owner willing to stop at nothing to smite your enemies? No? Good. We are&nbsp;<em>full-up<\/em>&nbsp;on those at the moment.<\/p><p>Get the perfect avatar for the hot mess that is 2020 &#8211; the Tiger Enthusiast! Not the hero we want, need, or deserve. But here we are.<\/p><p>Features a (surprisingly affordable) baby tiger cub and hand-injection molded mullet!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Not the hero you want, need, or deserve. But here we are.\u2060&#8221; &#x1f42f;&#x1f60c; Are you a gun-wielding former presidential candidate tiger dealership owner willing to stop at nothing to smite your enemies? No? Good. We are&nbsp;full-up&nbsp;on those at the moment. Get the perfect avatar for the hot mess that is 2020 &#8211; the Tiger Enthusiast! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11978"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11978"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11990,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11978\/revisions\/11990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}