{"id":12662,"date":"2008-02-15T18:10:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T18:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnackdev\/2008\/02\/some-days-its-not-even-worth-chewing-through-the-restraints.html"},"modified":"2008-02-15T18:10:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T18:10:19","slug":"some_days_its_not_even_worth_chewing_throu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/15\/some_days_its_not_even_worth_chewing_throu\/","title":{"rendered":"Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…at least, not with a ridiculously persistent head cold.  Then, however, the Interwebs kick up some crazy little gem that makes it all good.  I got this piece of spam today and was unreasonably amused (names omitted to protect the guilty): <\/p>\n

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Dear John, I am a recruiter for the xxxx Casket Company and I am interested in networking<\/strong> with you. \u00a0I am currently seeking a 2 Product Managers (Wood Product Line,\u00a0Accessories Product Line). Our headquarters is located in [BFE], Indiana, which is commutable from both [cold places where you no longer live]. xxxx Casket Company <\/strong> is more than the world’s leading producer of premium caskets and cremation products, we set the standard for success and productivity. […] I am hoping that you might know of other Product Managers that I could network with that might be interested in exploring these exciting job opportunities! \u00a0If you are interested in this position, I also welcome that conversation. \u00a0Here are a couple of websites that might be helpful when passing along my contact information: [xxxx]. I appreciate your help in advance and look forward to hearing from you!  Sincerely, [xxxx] <\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Man, what am I still doing here typing?  Who in his right mind wouldn’t<\/em> give up Photoshop for Wood Casket Accessories Product Line Manager?  It’s the job of a lifetime–specifically, the end of many other people’s lifetimes.  My ship has finally come in–woo hoo!  Adios<\/em>, suckkaz!! \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…at least, not with a ridiculously persistent head cold.  Then, however, the Interwebs kick up some crazy little gem that makes it all good.  I got this piece of spam today and was unreasonably amused (names omitted to protect the guilty): Dear John, I am a recruiter for the xxxx Casket Company and I am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12662"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}