{"id":1370,"date":"2014-10-03T08:08:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T15:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/?p=1370"},"modified":"2014-09-30T23:22:15","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T06:22:15","slug":"i-spend-that-on-moist-towelettes-every-13-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/03\/i-spend-that-on-moist-towelettes-every-13-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I spend that on moist towelettes every 13 seconds&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out Jeff Goldblum\u2019s gloriously weird <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adweek.com\/adfreak\/jeff-goldblum-out-his-mind-tim-erics-loony-ad-ge-lighting-160464\">fake infomercial for the GE Link lighting solutions<\/a> &amp;\u00a0\u201cKiss your horribly lit, non-successful life goodbye.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=egIY7ushchU\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=egIY7ushchU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now excuse me while I improve my attack speeds in my home dojo.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=egIY7ushchU\">Via<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out Jeff Goldblum\u2019s gloriously weird fake infomercial for the GE Link lighting solutions &amp;\u00a0\u201cKiss your horribly lit, non-successful life goodbye.&#8221; Now excuse me while I improve my attack speeds in my home dojo. [Via]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1371,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370\/revisions\/1371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}