{"id":16175,"date":"2010-01-06T16:34:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T16:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnackdev\/2010\/01\/why-i-must-never-take-vacation.html"},"modified":"2010-01-06T16:34:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T16:34:06","slug":"why_i_must_never_take_vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/06\/why_i_must_never_take_vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I must never take vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having returned to work after nearly two weeks off, I walked by a new Greek place yesterday with my friend Hughes and his wife Alex.  We each took a sample bit of shoe leather (er, gyro) on a toothpick.  Maybe 60 seconds later, we&#8217;d walked into a difference restaurant, and I noticed that I was idly picking my teeth.  When I saw that Alex also had a toothpick, I started to freak out a little.  <em>Where the hell did I get this toothpick<\/em>, I thought, <em>and how come she has one, too??<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Cripes.  I was very much in the Office Space <em>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve been missing it&#8230;&#8221;<\/em> zone.  I&#8217;m on the mend, but remind me not to make any big personal\/product decisions for a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having returned to work after nearly two weeks off, I walked by a new Greek place yesterday with my friend Hughes and his wife Alex. We each took a sample bit of shoe leather (er, gyro) on a toothpick. Maybe 60 seconds later, we&#8217;d walked into a difference restaurant, and I noticed that I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16175"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}