{"id":17538,"date":"2012-05-06T08:25:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T15:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnack\/?p=6082"},"modified":"2012-05-06T08:25:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T15:25:08","slug":"its-a-nightmare-for-old-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/06\/its-a-nightmare-for-old-people\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;It&#039;s a nightmare for old people&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How pitch-perfect is this parody of speeds-and-feeds-based marketing?<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"239\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/HUWXOf00iNzdnOy7yNzeIA\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/HUWXOf00iNzdnOy7yNzeIA\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"  width=\"425\" height=\"239\" allowFullScreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n[Update: Non-US folks, try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cOGCBx7pC4c&amp;feature=related\">this link<\/a>. (Via Peter Steeper)]<br \/>\nThe other day I heard some carrier\/handset combo boasting about &#8220;wielding the Android 2.2 platform.&#8221; It&#8217;s so weird: they burned airtime noting a detail that would confuse most people while (I would think) alienating those geeky enough to grok it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How pitch-perfect is this parody of speeds-and-feeds-based marketing? [Update: Non-US folks, try this link. (Via Peter Steeper)] The other day I heard some carrier\/handset combo boasting about &#8220;wielding the Android 2.2 platform.&#8221; It&#8217;s so weird: they burned airtime noting a detail that would confuse most people while (I would think) alienating those geeky enough to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17538"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}