{"id":18863,"date":"2021-12-16T07:50:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/?p=18863"},"modified":"2021-12-15T10:50:11","modified_gmt":"2021-12-15T18:50:11","slug":"zuck-on-a-truck-brutally-roasts-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/16\/zuck-on-a-truck-brutally-roasts-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Zuck on a Truck&#8221; is pitch-dark &#038; I&#8217;m here for it"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>&#8220;It&#8217;s a Decoration Insurrection!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I loved Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s savage <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/F2yswKCPGoI?t=644\">&#8220;Elf on the Shelf&#8221; parody<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>&#8220;With the power of Facebook&#8217;s massive database, your personal Mark Zuckerberg knows absolutely everything. Zuck on a Truck can tell if you&#8217;ve been naughty or nice. He knows every website you&#8217;ve ever visited, every place you&#8217;ve ever lived, every friend you&#8217;ve ever made, every love you&#8217;ve ever lost, every schoolmate you&#8217;ve stalked \u2014 Zuck on a Truck even knows when you&#8217;ll die!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/F2yswKCPGoI?t=644\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"586\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1024x586.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18865\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1024x586.jpg 1024w, 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class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"534\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1-1024x534.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18867\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1-1024x534.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Cursor_and_Jimmy_Kimmel_Has_Had_Enough_of_Scumbags_Attacking_Dr__Fauci_for_Trying_to_Keep_Us_Alive_-_YouTube-1-300x157.jpg 300w, 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