{"id":7939,"date":"2018-12-18T23:02:57","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T07:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/?p=7939"},"modified":"2018-12-18T23:02:57","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T07:02:57","slug":"dont-f-with-a-nasa-engineer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/18\/dont-f-with-a-nasa-engineer\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t F with a NASA engineer&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn\u2019t figure out why my wife was laughing so uproariously; then I saw this work of genius:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Someone stole a package from me. Police wouldn\u2019t do anything about it so I spent the last 6 months engineering up some vigilante justice. Revenge is a dish best served fabulously.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xoxhDk-hwuo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xoxhDk-hwuo\">YouTube<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn\u2019t figure out why my wife was laughing so uproariously; then I saw this work of genius: Someone stole a package from me. Police wouldn\u2019t do anything about it so I spent the last 6 months engineering up some vigilante justice. Revenge is a dish best served fabulously. [YouTube]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7939"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7939"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7943,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7939\/revisions\/7943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}