{"id":15977,"date":"2009-08-14T10:23:30","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T10:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.adobe.com\/jnackdev\/2009\/08\/one-day-ill-photoshop-you-out.html"},"modified":"2009-08-14T10:23:30","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T10:23:30","slug":"one_day_ill_photoshop_you_out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/one_day_ill_photoshop_you_out\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;One day, I&#039;ll Photoshop you out&#8230;&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little Friday comedic brilliance from Colin Nissan at McSweeney&#8217;s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2009\/8\/12nissan.html\">It&#8217;s Weird To Think That One Day I&#8217;ll Photoshop You Out Of These Very Vacation Photos<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I feel like you and I are entering such a fun, playful phase of our relationship \u2212 I really love getting close to you like this. Speaking of which, you&#8217;ve been pressing our faces together in a lot of shots, which is so sweet. The thing is, you have no idea how many more hours of clean-up that generates&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ferroggiaro.com\/\">Craig Ferroggiaro<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Friday comedic brilliance from Colin Nissan at McSweeney&#8217;s: It&#8217;s Weird To Think That One Day I&#8217;ll Photoshop You Out Of These Very Vacation Photos: I feel like you and I are entering such a fun, playful phase of our relationship \u2212 I really love getting close to you like this. Speaking of which, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}