{"id":4062,"date":"2016-06-19T16:17:46","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T23:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/?p=4062"},"modified":"2016-06-19T16:20:40","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T23:20:40","slug":"the-onion-brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-texting-to-be-euthanized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/19\/the-onion-brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-texting-to-be-euthanized\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion: &#8220;Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brutal &amp; hilarious. :-p (Pairs well with that <a href=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/03\/the-instagram-lobster-trap\/\">This American Life episode<\/a> about teens &amp; Instagram.)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MGXSPf9b-xI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> \u2028<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/INewImage-8.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"598\" height=\"273\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NewImage.png\" src=\"http:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/INewImage-9.png\" alt=\"NewImage\" width=\"598\" height=\"293\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI\">YouTube<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brutal &amp; hilarious. :-p (Pairs well with that This American Life episode about teens &amp; Instagram.) \u2028 [YouTube]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4062"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4067,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062\/revisions\/4067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jnack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}