Yes, Feathers is like, so right!

I am writing in response to Feathers Galore¹s Inside Column of November 1. We need more of this light-hearted fun in our media and less of the bitter diatribes of Nora Meany. I mean, she says the opposite of what she really means! I can¹t take it! I can¹t be bothered to reverse the meaning of a column as I read it. What am I, dyspeptic? And then after I reverse something, I have to comprehend it and then reverse the next sentence. What the hell? I¹m eating lunch and these idiots want me to do two things at once? You¹re not my Core professor. But like, Feathers is dead on. Those hospitals really suck. The food is really bad! And last year I had to stay in the same room with a cancer patient. Can you imagine how bad that smells? Ewwww.

And then I had to watch all of those family members pay their last respects. Hey, what about me, here? I¹ve got a broken wrist plus I go to Saint Mary¹s, the school which two PE residents hate really bad. Can I get a break here? Come on, dude! Hey, I said break right after I was talking about a broken wrist. That¹s really funny. The philosophical point made me laugh, cry and think. Yes, Feathers is really important, and so am I. We all need to be reminded about how great we really are, especially after those professors yell at us all the time. How rude. Anyway, I would like to commend Feathers and hope that more people start reprinting their application essays as Insider Columns. Then, we might be able to learn something, instead of just standing around hating each other. Enough of the bitter cynicism! Let¹s be nice to each other and look at the positives, like $10 bills in the ATM and Texas Toast at Dairy Queen. Thank you Feathers, thank you Inquisition, thank you Luther (I didn¹t know the guy on Coach was that smart), thank you Key Bank, thank you Dairy Queen, thank you pencil-drawn guy on TV who told me about Dairy Queen, thank you me.