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News


A
  • Americans demand more crap
  • An Tostal sets new records for disinterest, irrelevance

  • B
  • Basillica to be demolished, replaced by office complex
  • Bosnian ATMs dispense only twenties; world cries for justice
  • Borg student group demands inclusion
  • Boxers laud predecessors, selves

  • C
  • Christ to judge living, dead; ND students "not satisfied"
  • City fathers, business leaders praise success of US 31 Bypass
  • CLC explores self
  • CLC demands things, gets nothing
  • Clinton revises story: "I didn't ejaculate."
  • Common Sense synopsis: Blah, blah, blah
  • J.P. Cooney plans London Chronicles
  • Corpse of Caray slated for re-animation

  • D

    E

    F
  • Fred Kelly eternally damned
  • Fred Kelly honored for displeasure
  • Fred Kelly speaks from Hell

  • G
  • Gipp not funny for fourth consecutive year
  • Griffin gets last laugh on student government

  • H
  • Helpful tips for freshmen
  • Huddle to be sold to Ruth's Chris Steak House


  • I
  • Inquisition acquires others' jokes
  • Inquisition apologizes for starting the whole Lingenfelser thing
  • Inquisition bulletin: more inside jokes in '98
  • Inquisition welcomes crimefighter MB Ellis to the staff

  • J

    K
  • Kirk describes complaints received about the Inquisition

  • L
  • Law students busted for practicing oral advocacy
  • Lingenfelser on hypocrisy
  • Lingenfelser to Griffin: I don't have a life, why should you?
  • Little-known black history facts


  • M
  • MacIntyre announces matchups in Three Rival Versions of Moral Inquiry
  • Malloy announces sale of O'Shag to St. Joe HS
  • Malloy to Father Octuplets this October
  • Malloy reads Observer, calls it quits
  • Malloy sells South Quad to Meijer, Inc.
  • Menard's guy loses it during "Simpsons"

  • N
  • ND to abandon education, become theme park
  • ND to institute parietals at sweatshops
  • ND to purchase, demolish South Bend
  • ND to sing the Body Electric
  • ND soars in US News ID Card Rankings
  • Never mind the bollards; here come the Hellfires

  • O
  • Observer "All Gay, All the Time"
  • Observer runs accurate, grammatical story

  • P
  • Patty O'Hara's "Talking Points" for the new administration
  • PE Student announces weekend drinking binge
  • Powlus promises not to suck
  • Progressive Student Alliance leaves Notre Dame

  • Q

    R
  • Regan's Inquisition editorship in jeopardy
  • Right Reason editor Kelly eternally damned
  • Rolf's reaches new heights in customer disservice

  • S
  • Scandal!! Student Gov't apathetic, self-serving
  • Short takes
  • SMC Parasites: students speak out
  • South Bend TV listings
  • Spring romance infects COBA
  • St. Mary's Lake to be renovated
  • Stanford Hall sponsors Alcohol Awareness Week
  • Students conduct lame rally to no effect
  • Student Gov't demands millions from trustees
  • Student Gov't prepares to waste money, be irrelevant
  • Student Gov't to be privatized, says Cesaro
  • Students protest styrofoam: "It's easier than thinking!"
  • Student section to be deprived of oxygen
  • Study biased against stupid, uneducated people
  • Sullivan lynched; dismembered body up for grabs
  • The Szabo-English Dictionary

  • T
  • Tabloids vow to kill Fergie
  • Things get shaky
  • Touchdown Jesus to be replaced by JumboTron; mayhem ensues
  • Tribal religions found to be "bunk"


  • U
  • Underage student penetrates Bridget's security


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