Szabo Says:	"Hello"
Szabo Means:	"I can't believe I lost to that ant-fart Griffin. Maybe if I abase myself in an administration I detest, I can still get a job at Andersen Consulting."
Szabo Says:	"I am a public figure and I am willing to take whatever comes with the territory."
Szabo Means:	"I am better endowed than Marky-Mark, but it's a burden I and my cowering love-slaves simply have to bear."
Szabo Says:	"The problem I have is with the Gipper's fact checking."
Szabo Means:	"The problem I have is with any and all criticism of me personally or professionally, because I'm a hyper-sensitive, overweening tool."
Szabo Says:	"Embarrassment is a big reason not to make mistakes."
Szabo Means:	"I am utterly superficial. It is only how I look that matters. I will not put my pretty little public-spirited reputation on the line for anything -- including the prevention of genocide. I don't want to be embarrassed any more."
Szabo Says:	"Go Irish!"
Szabo Means:	"I've enjoyed manipulating disinterest in student government into a good resume for myself. I hope I never have to meet any of those people from the group showers ever again."
Szabo Says:	"The Gipper's going to pay."
Szabo Means	"The Inquisition's had seven Saturday's in detention, including one for the time I walked into their office and they asked if Barry Manilow knew I raided his wardrobe."