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6:30 (16)

NBC News - Tom Brokaw

Scheduled: A 15-minute hidden camera exploration on dating in the 90s, plus an in-depth interview with Louise Woodward's boyfriend Nigel. Also: World War III breaks out.

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Fred Kelly - Whine; 90 min

Topic: Take it on the tongue, heathen.

7 PM (22)

Observer On The Air - Journalistic Incompetence; 55 min.

Scheduled: Incoherent babble and occasional race-baiting, plus musical guest Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

7:55 (22)

Brad Pendergast - Insincere Apology; 5 min

The Observer editor apologizes for the occasional race-baiting, but contends that it was funny anyway.

8 PM (16)

Dan and Beth Happy Hour - Variety; 60 min.

Dan thinks of new ways to offend the campus; Beth performs an Andrew Lloyd Webber medley.

8:30 (22)

Adventures Of The Lovable, Fat, Homicidal Nanny - Comedy

Revelling in her newfound freedom, Louise kills five more children and eats a box of doughnuts.

(28)

Perspectives - Talk

Guests: Accent columnists. Topic: None.

9 PM (34)

Never Again - Documentary; 120 min.

The horrors of history come to life as Saint Mary's survivors reflect on their four years in Hell.
Included: Life without "Daria", and the mental anguish inflicted by carrier current.

10 PM (16)

Nora's Odyssey - Drama; 60 min.

Nora stares into the camera and allows us to bask in the simple splendor of her presence

(22)

Matt and Erek's Goodtime Club - Variety; 60 min.

Scheduled: A 60-minute discussion of what Matt and Erek should do on tonight's show, while guest star Tim Conway stands around waiting to be used.

10:30 (28)

Paid Programming; 60 min

In a manic fit, the Menard's guy attempts to erase the pencil-drawn DQ spokesman. Also: Double Cheeseburgers for 99 cents.

11 PM (16)

News

In a very special episode, the sexual tension between Maureen McFadden and Dean of Local Sports Jeff Jeffers boils over into a night of loving which will change them forever. Someone may die tonight.
Also: Millions perish as World War III continues.

11:35 (58)

Nightline

A frank discussion of Notre Dame by four of its students.
(Note: ABC expects the broadcast to be terminated by the execution of the students. If this occurs, WBND will air "M*A*S*H" in this time slot.)