Junior Parents Weekend The weekend produced many memories. Everyone had a good time. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Play At O'Laughlin Auditorium I think there's a play this weekend. Go check it out. Good stuff. Observer Author Honored Editor Heather MacKenzie presented freshman Laura Howard with a commemorative plaque marking the 5000th Inside Column on the subject of Carpe Diem. To mark the occasion, the authors of the last 5000 columns gathered, 4950 of whom currently work in middle management at Andersen Consulting and own a Volvo. Good stuff. Go check it out. Matt Griffin Has No Comment Matt Griffin has no comment on anything anymore. Damn. Celebrating Birthdays Today Can somebody tell me how to get birthdays off the Internet? Quote Worth Requoting "Would you like fries with that?" Ha! Eating Disorder Awareness Week A seminar will be held tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Light refreshments will be served and then regurgitated. Irish Hockey Team Advances The Irish advanced in the CCHA playoffs with a 2-1 win over, oh, who gives a rat's ass. Harry Caray Still Dead Further developments when we get them. Things don't look good. Skip Caray Still Alive, Not Expected To Die For 30 Years Further developments when we get them. Things don't look good.