The Inquisition is proud to introduce excerpts from the touching new book of poetry, "Night Without Sunlight" by Feathers Galore. Feathers credits her success in poetry to Chilean poet Pablo Neruda because she heard Jewel talk about him once.

Denny's
I went to denny's.
i Had the Grand slam
with A carafe of Orange juice.
a Cry in the Night was Heard.
The pancakes Needed more syrup.

The Red Dress
the Red Dress made me look fat.
So i Went with the Green.

Inappropriate Capitalization
i LOVE inappRopriate capitalization.
you try a little and BAMMO, you Have a Poem.

yow
Yow.
i Stapled my thumb.
son of a bitch.

syr
We had an syr last Night.
debbie got really Wasted.

football TICKETS
the Line was really long.
The friends i Made will be Longer.
No, i Meant to Say friendships.
sorry.
i also Meant to say Last instead of be
sorry, Again.

pls
i hate pls.
i have to read a lot.
i don't like to read.

the backer
things got a little Shaky.

apathy
i Hate
apathy.