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Q: What do you think about the Arkansas boys who killed their teacher and four classmates?


"I think those kids were told what not to do, but no one told them what they should do, i.e: 'thank you for doing activities other than pulling a fire alarm and methodically executing your ex-girlfriends.'"

      -- Brendan Kelly, CLC

"Guns don't kill people, grammar school kids kill people. If they hadn't done it with guns, they'd have done it with razor blades, right?"

      -- Nakasha Ahmad, The Observer

"I am opposed to killing children for no reason. I feel there is something wrong with anyone who disagrees with me. I am really sure it was wrong. No doubt."

    -- Dan Cichalski, The Observer

"If they would have been taught to kneel during the Rite of Communion, this never would have happened."
    -- Fred Kelly

"I really don't see what this has to do with me."

    -- David McMahon

"Come on, doesn't anybody want me to make funny faces anymore? They're really funny."

    -- Jenny McCarthy