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"I just want to know how Presidential it was. Wink, wink."
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"This is about a man's private life -- it's between him, his wife, his
child, and his whore."
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"He will perish in flames! You will all perish in flames!"
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"We are proud to be associated with the Commission for Diversity, and look forward to working with them in the future."
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"Her personality and musicianship were a joy to the world."
-- The office of Bob Hope
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"What Bill doesn't know is that I am in fact a lesbian, so ha and double ha."
-- Hillary Rodham Clinton
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"I kind of figured that out on our wedding night."
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"Oh, darn."
-- Hillary Rodham Clinton
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"More fried mush!"
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"My hair is green! I'm a tree!"
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