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Q: What do you think about the apparently never-ending stream of Lewinsky-related news?


"I just want to know how Presidential it was. Wink, wink."

      --Tipper Gore

"This is about a man's private life -- it's between him, his wife, his child, and his whore."

      --Geraldo Rivera

"He will perish in flames! You will all perish in flames!"

    --Luke White

"We are proud to be associated with the Commission for Diversity, and look forward to working with them in the future."
    -- Monk Malloy

"Her personality and musicianship were a joy to the world."

    -- The office of Bob Hope

"What Bill doesn't know is that I am in fact a lesbian, so ha and double ha."

    -- Hillary Rodham Clinton

Clinton

"I kind of figured that out on our wedding night."

    -- Bill Clinton

"Oh, darn."

    -- Hillary Rodham Clinton

"More fried mush!"

    -- Strom Thurmond

"My hair is green! I'm a tree!"

    -- Chelsea Clinton