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"Did I ever tell you about my dad's zany obsession with watches?"
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"We have received a series of complaints about 1:42, so we are jumping forward 13 minutes for the benefit of the subway alums."
--University President Monk Malloy
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"I don't care. Isn't that funny?"
-- PE sophomore Debbie McElhenny
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"I say it's 1:57 and I'm right until 92% say I'm wrong."
-- Student Body President Matt Griffin (after 92% of the student body said he was wrong, Griffin left quietly)
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"Die, capitalist pigs! Die! Die! Under partly sunny skies, it's 42 degrees at 1:42 PM."
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"Welcome freshmen."
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