“I realize I’m likely doing the very thing the video creators wanted me to do after watching,” says my old friend Michael, “but I can’t help but share the most overtly over the top ad I’ve ever seen.” Take it away, breathless announcer-stud guy!
Here’s more info about the actual product.

Great d, cool tool…but he’s right: I DON’T NEED THAT! LOL!
This is for all those guys who can’t fix anything.
Looks good, but useless in the real world.