“Zuck on a Truck” is pitch-dark & I’m here for it

“It’s a Decoration Insurrection!”

I loved Jimmy Kimmel’s savage “Elf on the Shelf” parody:

“With the power of Facebook’s massive database, your personal Mark Zuckerberg knows absolutely everything. Zuck on a Truck can tell if you’ve been naughty or nice. He knows every website you’ve ever visited, every place you’ve ever lived, every friend you’ve ever made, every love you’ve ever lost, every schoolmate you’ve stalked — Zuck on a Truck even knows when you’ll die!”

The whole thing rapidly darkens as FB connects all the naughty children to take down democracy—while all the while taking no responsibility:

Enjoy (starts around 10:44):

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