“Not the hero you want, need, or deserve. But here we are.⁠” 🐯😌

Are you a gun-wielding former presidential candidate tiger dealership owner willing to stop at nothing to smite your enemies? No? Good. We are full-up on those at the moment.

Get the perfect avatar for the hot mess that is 2020 – the Tiger Enthusiast! Not the hero we want, need, or deserve. But here we are.

Features a (surprisingly affordable) baby tiger cub and hand-injection molded mullet!